Manizesto

There are about 8,000 man-made satellites orbiting earth at five miles per second this very minute (there’s a lot of action up there). They do their work silently, quickly and efficiently (never complain. Just do the work right. The first time). They don’t interfere with each other (never hinder others) because they’re launched so exactly that their courses won’t collide (good management). Also, they are worth millions.

I wish I were a satellite.