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Customer Service (CS):
Thank you for choosing XXX Pizza, would you like try our Fantastic Friday Special?
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Me:
No, I actually...
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CS:
It comes with a free order of "Nutso" Bread, an extra large Supreme pizza, and your choice of Caesar or garden salad. It's a limited time offer, and it only costs $22.99.
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Me:
No thanks, I think I know...
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CS:
Is this for delivery or takeout?
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Me:
It depends. How long is the wait?
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CS:
It depends.
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(Awkward silence, broken by grumbling stomach.)
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Me:
How about right now. How long is the wait for delivery versus pickup?
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CS:
Pickup is always faster.
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Me:
I know, but if it's going to be less than 40 minutes, I'd rather just wait here than drive all the way out there.
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CS:
If you pick it up, we can have it ready it 20 minutes.
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Me:
It takes me twenty minutes to get there, and twenty back, then I'm looking at 40 minutes, you see.
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CS:
It takes the delivery driver the same amount of time to get there as it would for you. We don't drive twice as fast.
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Me:
Yes, I know but...(Googling other pizza places)...how much is it for just a medium pizza with pepperoni, olives and fresh tomatoes?
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CS:
What do you mean fresh tomatoes?
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Me:
You put them on after it comes out of the oven instead of before...
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CS:
It's $7.49 for a plain cheese and $.99 for all the toppings. Sliced tomatoes are extra.
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Me:
End communication.
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CS:
What?
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Me:
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